Good morning Mr. President!

- Good morning Mr. President!
- Welcome and good morning Tony!
- Thank you Mr. President. How are you?
- Fine, thank you Tony. I meant to ask you a long timeTony, your last name is Samaras or Sa(hla)maras? You see I don't speak greek but I keep reading both.
- Mr. President I'm surprised you' ve heard that silly name Sa(hla)maras.
- So which of the two is the right one Tony?
- Why, Samaras is my last name Mr. President.
- Ok. what's the story with this "Sa(hla)maras" thing Tony?
- I really don't know Mr. President. Some fucking blogger - excuse my "french"- used that name for the first time years ago and nowadays a lot of people call me that.
- Oh, I see, those fucking bloggers have fucked me a lot of times too giving away state secrets.
- Like Snowden Mr. President?
- What? I don't wanna discuss about that. Anyway, what does Sa(hla)maras mean?
- Nothing, Mr. President.
- Now come on Tony, don't be shy!
- You could say it means "jerk" Mr. President.
- Oh, and it rhymes with your real name?
- Well, some people say it does, but I don't feel like having a discussion about it.
- Ok. Tony, it was nice to meet you.
- Thank you Mr. President for the meeting. May I ask when we'll meet again?
- Well, that's something I don't know. In any case contact my office but to make it easier for everybody use that new name of yours they came up with.
- What? I thank you Mr. President!